By Babajide D. Adeokin
Kunle is an Ajebutter guy, tall, handsome and moderately built. If you want a perfect definition of cool, calm and collected, he is a prototype. Most times on campus when we try to test hook up lines on girls mostly at night, Kunle is the kind of guy that'd draw back.Very shy guy
One night, Kunle, myself and 3 other guys left the Kenneth Dike Library and headed straight to Queen Elizabeth Hall. It's a common culture for male students in the varsity to patronize female halls at night. Its a necessary evil as well as a course we don't like to carry over
On our way, we were already dialing the numbers of the girls we wanted to talk to but as usual, Kunle had no one to call. So we planned that night to hook him up. Luckily, on getting to Queens hall, the girl I called came along with her friend. So I knew it was divinely arranged.
So we made the entire night about hooking Kunle up with this friend of my friend since Kunle doesn't even know how to engage a lady. While the other guys were already busy with their night business at Queens hall, it was just me, Kunle and the other two girls having fun.
We took a walk to Kuti hall to eat Kuti Burger and a bottle of Coca-Cola each. I notice the other girl was becoming comfortable with Kunle but my friend was still doing sme-sme. Little did I know that the sme-sme was a genesis of a beautiful love story.
As usual, females catch feelings first isn't it? The love started.. Kunle became Mr Queens and every night, he is either at heritage park or love garden with this girl. Their love grew and they became fond of each other. I'd always tease them "I go love o"
Kunle doesn't leave Queens hall until 11:45pm when it's just 15mins left to lock Queens hall gate. Ore mi ti fall in love. Sometimes he would ask me what to do in some instances and as a professional in the field of womenology, I'd school him.
One night, he told me Babe was coming to pay him a visit.. I was like Yessss! This is long overdue, man it's time to launch this love . Prior to that night, Kunle doesn't know his way around kpekus but I told him, Ore, there's nothing special about this,we've been there 😂
That day, we bought air freshener, cleaned the room and the entire environment became the palace of the alaafin of Oyo. Behold, the princess came! I pretended like I had a very important event to attend so I bade them farewell. Before I left I told him "Guy, don't fall my hand 🖐️
I remember we used to have Agbo jedi in the fridge but Kunle doesn't move an inch close to it. Two days before Kunle told me the girl was coming over, I noticed his sudden penchant for drinking the Agbo. Baba, why you kon dey drink Agbo these days? He said "I just like it"
Well, it was when he finally told me she was coming over that I decoded his reason for his sudden love for herbal concoction.. No man likes to cum early, just so you know even a virgin man knows its embarrassing to ejaculate a minute or two into the duel.
Around 9:30pm, I was strolling down to campus from Agbowo, so I put a call through to my man "Baba what's up" you don free? He didn't pick up.. Haaa 😂😂, this man has finally done baptism. I stopped at Queens hall again to pass time while waiting for his call.
And then he called.. "Jydo", I said werey how far? He said you fit dey come now. So I took a bike from Queens hall bus stop to Amina way. On getting home, I saw them stepping out of the compound.. Her dress is now rumpled and I could see Kunle helping her fix her hair behind
I didn't teach him how to be romantic, that one came naturally, invariably, any man in love will naturally be romantic isn't it? Well, I stopped to say hi to them. : Me: Heey hi, hope you had a good time sha?
She : Smiled benignly, yes! In my mind I said Oko da lara 🤣
Where are my going? The duo dated throughout undergraduate and served in the same state.. They must have at many occasions planned the names to give their kids and mapped out their future plans. Kunle never for once asked any other girl out. She was all and he was all to her.
It was looking good for them until Kunle introduced her to his parents.. Some upper-class people you can as well call the bourgeoise. Perhaps the rich just like to marry themselves. Kunle's mom was never in support of Kunle marrying a lady coming from a lower middle class family
His Mum was able to finger his Dad's brain and it became a war between Kunle and his parents. Mum I will marry this girl and you are not going to do anything about it. It's my marriage and not yours
He was ready to fight for his love but how long can you fight people you still look up to? Eventually, the friction led to a break in the relationship. They couldn't help it. Kunle's Dad's friend has a daughter with a well rounded butt and some pointing and inviting breasts.
Just finished her masters from the UK, single and looking like a viable option for Kunle. He didn't woo her, both families came together to arrange both of them. Celebrity wedding, rich man son marry marry rich man daughter. Even though Kunle still love her estranged boo, he has to move on since that's what his parents want but one thing is, true love never dies. Fast forward a year and months later, UK babe feels nothing for Kunle, Kunle feels nothing for UK babe, fight every hour. Well, we can solve it, Kunle started working on his marriage
He read books on marriage and all. But no matter how much you read marriage books, once there's no love, there's no love. Big waist, fine face no dey sustain marriage. Kunle enrolled for a 3 months program in Canada and on getting to Ottawa, he met his ex again. Who are my seeing?
They hugged and greeted!Haa, what are you doing here? I live here now, I came in through express entry! Wow! How's your wife and.. Kunle shush her.. Let's talk about you.. Did you come here with your hubby or what? I'm not married she replied ..eeehn?
Should Kunle and his ex reunite, start a new life in Canada and forget about the marriage that was never designed to work? Should I tell you what eventually happened? 😂😂! Let's end this aproko here please.
Thank you for reading.
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