The War for the best speakers began today at the University Of Ibadan and all roads led to the New Lecture Theatre, Faculty Of Science for the Literary And Debating Society Inter Hall/Inter-Faculty competition, JAW WAR which the theme for the 2019 edition is tagged; AFRICA, Dark Continent Stepping Into The Light.
The War began as Students Of various halls of residence of the University face each other at the podium to STAND UP for what they believe in, SPEAK UP so that their voice sounds can be heard or SHUT UP if they aren’t making sense! This led to some punchlines which has been complied by amazing Press Organizations In the premier University, INDY Hall Press, MHPO Press and others.
Presentation of the speakers:
For Independence Hall:
Mr Chidera Anushiem and Mr Odeyinka Oluwatobi
For Nnamdi Azikiwe Hall:
Mr Ogbonna Chiziterem and Mr Asudemade Habeebullah
For Queen Elizabeth II Hall:
Mr Adeyemo Mary and Miss Dare Irawooluwa
For Sultan Bello Hall:
Mr Festus Okunlola and Mr Michael Barnabas
The judges for today, We have here:
Dr Demola Lewis
Mr Goodness Kolawole and
Miss Dami Okoyomoh.
Time Keeper; Mr. Adekunle Adebajo
The first debaters Sultan Bello Vs Obafemi Awolowo hall; Vat increase in Nigeria justified?
PUNCHLINES;
Even if the word corruption originated from Nigeria, the definition would have been corrupted - Okunlola Festus(Bello Hall).
Our politicians are corrupt, so corrupt that if the corruption originated from Nigeria, the definition would have been corrupted"
We can see the devalue in Value Added Tax - Festus Okunlola, Bello Hall
“I advise my opponents to drink Cway water so that they will be able to see the way" - Okunola Festus ( Bello hall)
BELLO HALL V AWO HALL
TOPIC: VAT increase In Nigeria, Justified?
Bello Hall: Justified
Awo Hall: Not Justified
“Value Added Tax is simply Value Added Trouble but what Nigeria needs is value added without trouble" - Borokinni Mayowa
Topic: Should tertiary degrees be compulsory for political office holders
The compulsion of tertiary education would still be as insignificant as the presence of Porters at the gate of Nnamdi Azikwe Hall. -Adeyemo Mary (Queens Hall)
“If my opponents should come here and argue otherwise, they should drop this microphone, throw away their ID cards and join Abadina high school. - Ogbonna Chiziterem (Zik hall)
Just because a system is prone to corruption, it doesn't mean negligence should be made a core option. - Micheal Barnabas(Sultan Bello Hall)
Topic: Should tertiary degrees be compulsory for political office holders
If my opponents say they are not man enough to go to the market, then we the ladies say we're up to the task least their quality be questioned. - Adeyemo Mary (Queens Hall)
Topic: Should tertiary degrees be compulsory for political office holders
It is why you, as tertiary student will find climate change as another contemporary problem but Ahmodu from... Grammar School will simply think it is a weather for two. - Asudemade Habeeb (Zik Hall)
QUEEN IDIA HALL V. RANSOME KUTI HALL
Queen Idia Hall
First speaker: Ms. Ejuajor Joy
Technology in Africa is as bad as the food sold in Kuti cafeteria.
Topic:Is distant Learning an effective model of education?
Simply put, distance learning is as ineffective as the queen in Queen Idia Hall
Before distance learning can become an effective mode of education, my opponents self would have already reached menopause.
You don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit needs a shaving stick
- Oscar Romero(Kuti hall)
QUEEN IDIA HALL V. RANSOME KUTI HALL
Queen Idia Hall
Second speaker: Ms. Ijeoma Nnantah
Relies as first point, that online learning is a subset of distance learning.
QUEEN IDIA HALL V. RANSOME KUTI HALL
Queen Idia Hall
Second speaker: Ms. Ijeoma Nnantah
Relies as second point, that some disabled persons need access to distance learning as best alternative.
My opponents' knowledge of distance learning is obviously distant.
QUEEN IDIA HALL V. RANSOME KUTI HALL
Ramsome Kuti Hall
Second speaker: Mr. Abiodun Oluwadamilare
Using an anaphora, "learning to...", he discusses three pillars of education which he claims, are never found in distance learning.
Topic: Should there be child birth restriction policy in Nigeria?
This is an argument you expect of people in Yaba left not students in UCH. - Anushiem Chidera (Indy Hall)
ALEXANDER BROWN HALL V. INDEPENDENCE HALL
Topic: Should There Be a Child Birth Restriction Policy in Nigeria?
Indy Hall
First speaker: Chidera Anushiem
Speaker says child birth restriction is like trying to use electric iron when there is no electricity - only feasible in exceptional cases.
What Nigeria needs is effective and good leadership, not their policy.
Without effective leadership, it (child birth restriction policy), will not be effective.
ALEXANDER BROWN HALL V. INDEPENDENCE HALL
Topic: Should There Be a Child Birth Restriction Policy in Nigeria?
ABH
Second speaker: Mr. Obeya Bako
Relies on facts on correlation between child mortality rate and increase in child birth, while and overpopulation to argue his point.
Refrain: Should there be a child birth restriction policy in Nigeria? Yes, there should be!
Topic: Should there be child birth restriction policy in Nigeria?
At least Indy hall has 4 legal occupants, 3 squatters, 2 floaters and 1 ghost, so should there be a childbirth restrictions policy? yes there should be -
Obeya Mark(ABH)
ALEXANDER BROWN HALL V. INDEPENDENCE HALL
Topic: Should There Be a Child Birth Restriction Policy in Nigeria?
Indy Hall
Second speaker: Odeyinka Tobi
Speaker relies on facts to argue that Nigeria has not have a credible census, does not know her population and so, the policy is not possible in light of prevalent circumstances.
Why is my opponents saying we are overpopulated, when they don't even know our population?
Up next is the Jaw tussle between Lord Tedder hall and Mellanby Hall❗❗❗
Topic: The introduction of tuition into Nigerian Tertiary institutions Justified?
Mellanby(Yes)
Lord Tedder(No)
Bello Hall - 68.42 Awo Hall - 66.42
Kuti Hall - 69.3 Idia Hall - 71.4
ABH - 62.9 Indy Hall - 67.4
Queens Hall - 63.3 Zik Hall - 66.6
Mellanby Hall - 62.1 Tedder Hall - 63.3
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