The War for the best speakers continued today at the University Of Ibadan and all roads led to the New Lecture Theatre, Faculty Of Science for the Literary And Debating Society Inter Hall/Inter-Faculty competition, JAW WAR which the theme for the 2019 edition is tagged; AFRICA, Dark Continent Stepping Into The Light.
The War continued as Students Of various Faculties of the University face each other at the podium to STAND UP for what they believe in, SPEAK UP so that their voice sounds can be heard or SHUT UP if they aren’t making sense! This led to some punchlines which has been complied by amazing Press Organizations In the premier University, INDY Hall Press, SMPN and others.
Below are some of the punchlines from Day 2 of Jaw War 2019
The first Faculty war is:
Faculty of Education VS Clinical Sciences
"How you feel is not always a true reflection of who you are" - Nwazuoke Chisom (Clinical Sciences)
The next faculty war was; Faculty of Agriculture VS Faculty of Science
State Police; The Solution to Nigeria Insecurities.
Saying to the topic for the faculty of agriculture is the first speaker, Mr. Kolawole Oluwaferanmi. Says YES.
"Instead of putting a square peg in a square hole and a round peg in a round hole, we've been putting a square peg in every hole" - Kolawole Feranmi (Agriculture)
"We had better learn of history so that we won't become lessons of history" - Salami Habeeb(Science)
“Insecurity in Nigeria is just like mtn; everywhere you go". - Michael Oluwakayode
"Of what use is a police force that has little or no force to protect us"
"Dear Scientists, in a bid to provide solution, don't lead us into confusion!" - Michael Kayode (Agriculture)
"When a tree is planted and does not grow fruit, what a good farmer does is not to cut off each branch but he goes back to the roots to check what he has done wrong" - Mbabie Esther (SCIENCE)
The next faculty war is:
Faculty of Technology VS School of Economics
Topic: Better System of Grading University Sudents; CGPA or GPA
Michael Barnabas (Faculty Of Technology) Saying YES!
"My opponents are fresh into jaw war and they want to make a good impression" - Michael Barnabas(TECHNOLOGY)
"The only reason my opponents will go against the CGPA system is because they're not benefitting from it."
"Due to the degree of work done and the degree of time invested we are awarded a degree”
"It is not those who have the most that make it but those that make the most of what they have" - Michael Barnabas (Technology)
“And surely, surely, if God was operating a cumulative system, even my opponents will not make heaven".
"CGPA makes students carry their failures on their back throughout their stay in the University thereby giving them back pain"
- Henshaw Daniel(Economics)
"We can see that a GPA without a 'C' is one we do not foresee”
"The Job of a grading system is not to teach you how to learn but determine how much you have learnt"
"It would be better if my opponents went back to their faculty with their calculations and dry graphs"
- Elishade Tumininu (Technology)
The next faculty war is:
Faculty of Vet Medicine VS Faculty of Pharmacy
Topic: Should Nigeria Prisons be Privatized
"We are Nigerians, let us not be oblivious of one fact... The fact that these countries have something we don't have... A functioning government"
"Nigerian prisons are like an adaptation of hell on Earth" - Olaoluwa Ola-Williams (Vet Medicine)
"Talk about privatizing things that are not working, the Nigerian government ought to be privatized"
"My opponents who are proponents of animal rights are the ones opposing the infraction of human rights"
"If there is anything that should go private, it should be my opponent's argument.." - Olajide Habeeb (PHARMACY)
"My opponents argument today carries a lot of empathy but no logic" "Any deviation from this certainty can only be a nonentity" - Nwazioke Chisom Anatasia (CLINICAL SCIENCES)
"With Economic Growth, comes with Economic Development which comes with more job opportunities"
"Change is inevitable and as such cannot be irrefutable"
"The fact that my opponents did not carry our their research well does not mean they should rub their ignorance in our faces" - AYENI OTITO JOSHUA (EDUCATION)
"Even after losing today's debate, cheer up opponents, for you just learnt the meaning of the word, detach" - Omorogbe Esther(SOCIAL SCIENCES)
"The stance my opponents have taken is so preposterous that they've been forced to try to make something out of nothing" - Halima Dabana (Public Health)
"If my opponents argue against my point then I must congratulate them because they have done the impossible....they have committed a crime against the future" - Ifeoluwa Igili (Basic Medical Sciences)
"The Slave trade was a contract between the white man and Africa"
"At the time of Slave trade, it was not a crime against any known law"
"If labour alone could bring about progress, how come the labour of our heroes past combined with our struggle has not brought about development?" - Adeyemo Mary (Arts)
"It is these same acts that the Faculty of Arts wants us to desert... How disheartening"
"An act carried out when there are no options left is not a choice but a product of Survival instincts" - Dibia Ernesto
The next faculty war is: Faculty of DENTISTRY VS Faculty of LAW
Topic: Is Entrepreneurship a viable solution for solving unemployment in Nigeria?
“If Nigeria like bolanle shows you pepper then become an entrepreneur and make pepper soup" - Babalola Akintola (DENTISTRY)
"Entrepreneurship isn't a viable solution to unemployment and my fellow opponents should chew their words!" - Nwagbara Izuchukwu
"It is really unfortunate that my opponents are here to debate against their future" - Akinjola Akinlolu (DENTISTRY)
"Just like my opponents are not worthy of the banter, their points are not worthy of rebuttal” - Adesokan Adediran (LAW)
Winners
Faculty of Science , Faculty of Technology, Faculty of Vet Medicine, Faculty of Social Sciences, Faculty of Arts and Faculty of Law
Best Loser Faculty of Education
Education 71 Clinical Sciences 74.58
Agriculture 63.3 Science 68.75
Technology 71.25 Economics 70.25
Vet. Medicine 68.08 Pharmacy 64.75
Social Science 66.25 Public Health 64.25
BMS 71.5 Art 73.25
Dentistry 71.25 Law 72.08
Thank you for staying tuned. We would be back again tomorrow
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